Wow.

Wow.
Wow. Can't sell the boxes so let's lease them.
Wow. No creativity, so lets build square ugly houses.
Wow. Look at all those windows, oh wait there are only a couple small ones.
Wow. Look at those 2nd story windows, but no balconies to enjoy the view.
Wow. Look at those back yards, some must be at least 5 feet deep.
Wow. A couple of them don’t even have back yards.
Wow. Look at those front yards, all pavement.
Wow. Actually, the front yard is just an alley to your neighbors garages.
Wow. You can have a 3 foot side yard that you share.
Wow. Inside might be nice but hey look there is your neighbor’s window 10 feet from yours.
Wow. Check out all the different color boxes to choose from.
Wow. You can come home and drive up the super skinny road to your super skinny alley and then you can relax in your super skinny backyard and then in the morning you can do a 5 point turn to get out of your 2 foot driveway.
Wow.






Buddy Holly "You're So Square"
Carl Perkins "Matchbox"